The substitute priest, so the story goes, was leading the
service in an unfamiliar church. The
microphone didn’t seem to be working right, so he paused, looked down toward
the contraption and asked, "Is this thing on?"
Hearing no response, he fiddled with the buttons, finally
shouting, "Something is wrong with this mic!" In unison, the
congregation replies: "And also with you!"
The joke, of course, is based on a truism that regular
Sunday worshipers will know well. If the
priest turns to say something to you and you’re not quite sure how to answer,
the right response is usually “and also with you”--or maybe, at Saint Francis,
“and with thy spirit.”

